I am really getting worried about Paul Nuttall

Paul Nuttall - UKIP’s second-rate Mussolini and wannabe leader - has been taking a few knocks lately. His latest official portrait has left many UKIPPERS reeling in shock.

Unfortunately the late night drinking sessions with Farage, the Brussels nightlife, UKIP scandals, Bannerman’s twitching, David Challice’s underpants ‘problem’ and the endless mindless chatter from Derek Clark have clearly taken their toll.

At this rate there will be nothing left of him by June.