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Sunday, 23 November 2008

UKIP still losing members


UKIP continues to decline. Nigel Farage was recently told that membership is now down to just over 14,000. Each region is losing between five and ten members every month. Donations are now almost non-existent and moral is at an all-time low.

Nigel is starting to look ill, grey and haggard. At one SE meeting his hands were seen to be shaking. Nigel knows that the chickens are finally coming home to roost. Private and public scandals threaten to overwhelm him and the party. He faces the future with frightened eyes. His dream of another five years on the EU Gravy Train is now slipping away.

Bye, bye Nigel. You only have yourself to blame. If you play with fire, you're gonna get burned!

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