David Fido Bannerman - pictured above - has been a member of the Junius Team for a year.
Our David Bannerman is unique as he has never claimed to be related to a British prime minister. Unlike the other Bannerman he also makes a point of not going to certain 'clubs' in Brussels or Strasbourg.
He joined the team after Nigel Farage made an attempt to sneak into our office and steal a stapler. We understand Nigel wanted it for a bizarre sex game involving Annabelle Fuller and a tub of clotted cream.
David guarantees that any future attempt to enter our office will result in 'terminal action' being taken against the intruder.
Paul Nuttall, you have been warned!
Hi,
ReplyDeleteI do believe you over estimate the extent of Annabelle's alleged injury on that occasion; but I am fortunate to be, what would seem; one of the minority who would not have been privy to such display!
Offices and Officers are as easily abused as Office in EUkip, it would seem!
Regards,
Greg L-W.