UKIP: Frank ‘Baloney’ Maloney on the campaign trail

Frank has been having a wonderful time in Barking.

This week he met a five-year-old girl who taught him how to spell Britain. After several attempts with his big red crayon he finally got it right!

But perhaps we are being rather harsh.

Nigel also forgot how to spell Britain in his Euro election leaflet. He also forgot how to spell Andreasen in the same leaflet. Marta was not pleased!

Frank has been paying for adverts in the local press.

Here is an example:

"Together we can make Barking & Dagenham a place to be proud of".

Oh dear.

Would someone please tell Frank that he is only standing in Barking? Dagenham is actually a separate seat.