We were saddened to hear that the UKIP bus has been stolen. Fortunately a passerby managed to photograph the thief just before he drove off.
West Midlands Police have issued a description of the man wanted for the theft:
White male
White hair and a goofy smile
Not very bright
Drinks a lot
Under investigation by OLAF
Believed to represent the West Midlands as an MEP
When on holiday in the Philippines spends a lot of time handing out fivers to the poor
Sometimes forgets to put in his false teeth
Do not approach this man as he is considered a liability and could drag you down with him.
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