>Money and Secrets......

GUEST POST:

Oh Dear. Even without Godders, the UKIP conference has descended into farce. It seems that the much vaunted donor Paul 'have a gay day' Sykes, has not actually given any money. (And yes, Mr Sykes, it was the UKIP press office who first put questions about your sexuality into the public domain). Junius has remained silent about this for more than a year, but now the questions are coming from the mainstream press.

As a result, Neil 'Cash for Questions' Hamilton, who was once arrested along with his wife on suspicion of rape, has thrown a bit of a wobbly.

Perhaps UKIP spokeswoman Annabelle Fuller, who has accused UKIP members of harassing her, and who also falsely accused a Tory MP of sexually assaulting her might have something to say about this? Such matters might appear to arouse her. How interesting that such filthy sexual issues crop up at the top of UKIP, again and again. Perhaps now we see the dynamic that holds them all together?

And note how Farage, who employs both Fuller and his wife at taxpayer's expense, rallied around to support Fuller's lies. We are surprised the the Latvian hooker, Liga, has never popped up as an 'employee' of Farage. Richard North might have something more to say on this matter....."I am not and was not prepared to be a bag-carrier. Nor would I fetch and carry for Farage, or write his letters, or be available to pour him into a taxi when he was so blind drunk that he could no longer stand, or cover for him when he failed to turn up for morning appointments because he had been out on the tiles all night long."

Situation normal, all fucked up, down, backwards and sideways, it would seem!