History Of England To Be Replaced By History Of France – Latest EEC Madness

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In an act of brazen EEC madness, The Bloody EEC has announced that all of England’s rich and interesting history is to be replaced by France’s rubbish history.

From 2013, such key events as the Battle of Hastings, the signing of the Magna Carta, Elizabeth’s Golden Age, the Glorious Revolution and the battles of Trafalgar and Waterloo will be erased from the history books and substituted with tales of ignominious defeat at the hands of an unspecified island opponent.

“This is a disgrace,” shouted UKIP’s Nigel Cabbage when The Bloody EEC rang him up about all this. “We didn’t sign up for this in 1973! I don’t want my two kids, Nigel Cabbage Jnr. and Winstonella Wellington Cabbage, to learn that we’ve consistently put our hands up the minute anyone’s waved a sword in our general direction. I blame Ted Heath for this.”

“Does that mean we never invented the lava-lamp now?” he asked, clearly frightened.

Under the new EEC proposals, tyrannically entitled Outline For A New British History, school pupils will learn that:

• The British king, Louis XVI, was beheaded at Tyburn by the British following the British Revolution.
• Britain was defeated at the Battle of Trafalgar by a mysterious fleet of pirates.
• The British Empire was governed from the French Foreign Office and policed by the French Foreign Legion.
• The Battle of Britain ended in defeat for Britain as the country was overrun by Hitler’s evil hoards. The nation was eventually freed from its enslavement four years later. By the French.
• Britain’s favourite dinner is some foul-smelling concoction that makes your stomach turn at the sight of it.

“It’s damnable,” continued Cabbage. “Not content with farting about with our sausages, the faceless cabal of nefarious Eurocratic maniacs in Brussels – along with their French paymasters, I might add – are conspiring to wipe our country and its glorious British history off of the face of the Earth. If our great wartime leader, Charles De Gaulle, was alive today, he’d be turning in his bloody grave.”

To read the original: LINK

UKIP/EFD/EAF links to the EDL

The European Parliament has been scandalised by an incident in which 'Tommy Robinson' of the English Defence League (EDL) has personally issued a threatening letter to a British MEP inside the parliament.

Robinson and other neo-nazis had accessed the Parliament, on Monday 9th July, to attend a conference organised by the Belgian far-right Vlaams Belang.

Under the guise of the 'International Civil Liberties Alliance', the extremists gathered to discuss their mutual fear of Islam.

The organiser, Phillip Claeys, is a board member, along with UKIP's Godfrey Bloom, of the Pan-European party, the EAF.

One of the speakers at the conference was Magdi Allam, an Italian MEP who is obsessed with Islam. Allam is a member of Nigel Farage's EFD group in the European Parliament.

As if it could not get any worse, several of the 'delegates' have been described by the press as 'mentors' of the Norwegian gunman Anders Breivik.

The EAF is one of two pan-European parties to be denied further EU funding on the grounds of far-right extremist agendas.

This latest incident clearly shows the cross-over between UKIP and the far-right. At his recent tribunal in London, UKIP MEP Gerard Batten was represented by a barrister, Paul Diamond, who appears to have a history of defending in court people accused of 'anti-Islamic' behaviour. He also represented Batten at the trial of Julian Assange, and Mrs Batten when she appeared in court charged non-payment of her TV licence.

Through Sam Soloman, Diamond has links to the EDL. Soloman was an 'expert witness' at Batten's recent hearing. The UKIP website openly admits the links between Batten and Soloman.

UKIP: Peter Reeve and David Bannerman

Our readers will remember that Peter Reeve - a paid employee of UKIP - was more than happy to continue working for a man who betrayed the entire membership of UKIP. See: LINK

It has now emerged that Mr Bannerman has been told by a senior Tory in Brussels to stop employing Reeve as his 'assistant'. Poor Peter! All that money he's going to lose!

Senior Tory figures were shocked to discover that Reeve may have had access to sensitive Tory material - material that could benefit UKIP if it got into the wrong hands. We can confirm that Bannerman is rightly regarded with distrust by many Tories in the Eastern Region and Brussels due to the hypocrisy over his decision to leave UKIP and join a pro-EU party.

It looks like Bannerman's ambition to be lead Conservative Eastern Region candidate in 2014 has been seriously damaged by his decision to employ UKIP's answer to Matt Lucas. What a shame!

UKIP: Questions for Farage & yet more terrible election results

Steve Crowther gets desperate to please his master

Some of our readers will be aware that Farage was featured in the Telegraph. How we laughed when we saw Crowther's desperate plea to UKIPPERS following the appearance of the said feature!

Date: Fri, 06 Jul 2012 11:11:12 +0100

Subject: Comment on Nigel's article
From: Steve Crowther
To: UKIP ROs 2011 ,
UKIP Regional Chairmen 2011 ,
UKIP NEC 2012 ,
UKIP MEPs 2011
Thread-Topic: Comment on Nigel's article

Dear All

PLEASE ADD A COMMENT BELOW NIGEL'S ARTICLE IN THE D TEL TODAY: THE MORE THEY GET, THE MORE THEY ARE LIKELY TO ASK FOR MORE ARTICLES FROM HIM.

Farage challenges Cameron to a debate on Europe


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/eu/9378567/The-time-will-never-be-right-for-David-Cameron-to-hold-a-referendum-on-the-EU.html

Regards, Steve
--
Stephen Crowther, Chairman, UK Independence Party
Eastacombe House, Heanton, Barnstaple, N. Devon EX31 4DG
Phone 01271 813844 Mobile 07775 787579

We are not surprised that UKIP's corrupt leadership has to beg members to say nice things about Farage. They certainly can't expect members to do it of their own free will! And they certainly can't expect the public to praise such a corrupt individual!

Why not respond to Crowther's plea by posting the following questions at the end of the Telegraph article?

What happened to £211k which disappeared from the SE Regional Accounts between 2004-5? 

How much has Farage donated to UKIP since becoming an MEP?

How did Nigel Farage spend the £2m in expenses, which he boasted of receiving between 1999-2009?

Why he failed to keep his promise to pay the balance of his real expenses and claimed expenses to the party or into a fund for victims of the EU?

Why he sits with extremists in the EFD group?

Why he is the ONLY South East MEP not to publish his expenses?

Why did you promise not to employ your wife when first elected as an MEP? You later did!

What does she do to earn over £30,000 per annum?

Why have your always refused to provide a full audit of your MEP accounts since 1999?

What happened to 85% of all the money raised by Ashford?

Why didn't you conduct a UK based campaign against the Lisbon Treaty?

Why did you lie about kicking Tom Wise out of UKIP? He left of his accord when his membership ran out!

Why did you back Pearson's decision to campaign for Tory candidates in the last General Election?

Why did you ignore Piers Merchant's report on UKIP's corrupt MEP selection process?

Why did you secretly claim a second EU pension?

And so on. But don't expect an answer!

And yet more terrible election results!

Chesterfield Borough - St Helens: Lab 579, Lib Dem 412, Ukip 205, Green 54, C 23. (May 2011 - Two seats Lab 852, 784, Lib Dem 541, 442). Lab hold. Swing 5.9% Lab to Lib Dem.

Fylde Borough - Heyhouses: C 401, Ind 313, Lib Dem 163, Green 150, Ukip 147, Integrity UK 25. (May 2011 - Three seats C 839, 723, 681, Lib Dem 557, 488). C hold. Swing 1.0% Lib Dem to C.

Kingston-upon-Thames London Borough - Grove: Lib Dem 710, C 687, Lab 440, Green 123, Ukip 56, BNP 23, Christian People's Alliance 20. (May 2010 - Three seats Lib Dem 2527, 2391, 2037, C 1505, 1475, 1390, Green 713, Lab 618, 584, 576, Ind 272). Lib Dem hold. Swing 7.5% Lib Dem to C.

Malvern Hills District - Malvern West: Green 490, C 329, Ind 130, Lab 91, Ukip 68. (May 2011 - Two seats Green 798, 710, C 667, 556, Ukip 171). Green hold. Swing 2.6% C to Green. UKIP vote down by 103 votes since last year.

Thanet Borough - Westgate-on-Sea: Lab 482, C 377, Ind 316, Ukip 298, Lib Dem 64, Ind 22. (May 2011 - Three seats Ind 853, C 793, 751, 675, Lab 555, 528, 444, Ukip 283). Lab gain from C. Swing 8.2% C to Lab.

Tonbridge and Malling Borough - West Malling and Leybourne: C 769, Lib Dem 472, Ukip 127, Lab 123, English Democrats 57, Green 43. (May 2011 - Three seats C 1234, 1147, 1137, Lib Dem 489, 402, Lab 361, Lib Dem 350, Ukip 296). C hold. Swing 7.6% C to Lib Dem. UKIP vote down by 169 votes since last year.

And UKIP couldn't even find candidates to contest these seats!

Liverpool City - Allerton and Hunts Cross: Lab 1450, Lib Dem 564, C 240, Liberal Party 165, Green 77, Trade Unionists and Socialists Against Cuts 31 . (May 2012 - Lab 2465, Lib Dem 711, C 379, Green 237, Liberal Party 201). Lab gain from Lib Dem. Swing 4.3% Lab to Lib Dem.

Liverpool City - Riverside: Lab 1424, Green 163, Trade Unionists and Socialists Against Cuts 115, Lib Dem 81, C 70. (May 2012 - Lab 2666, Green 191, C 139, Trade Unionists and Socialists Against Cuts 109, English Democrats 103, Liberal Party 66). Lab hold. Swing 3.8% Lab to Green.

Maldon District - Tollesbury: Lab 271, C 257, Ind 75. (May 2011 - C 358, Lab 268, Green 120). Lab gain from C. Swing 7.2% C to Lab.

UKIP on the path to power? Don't make us laugh!

See: LINK

UKIP: Derek Clark - A Waste of Taxpayer's Money!

Derek Clark - A Waste of Taxpayer's Money!

An important vote took place today in the European Parliament's Employment Committee. An amended Regulation on laying down 'common provisions' on a number of major EU funds - Regional Development, Social Funds, the Cohesion Fund, etc - which gives more power to the European Commission in the area of what are known as 'delegated acts' went before the committee members.

The opinion on the amended regulation was passed by the Committee.

If that all sounds a bit daunting to you, it clearly was also the case for UKIP's man on this committee, Derek Clark. He failed to vote against it. To his credit, Johnny No Mates as he is known (he is never seen in the company of other MEPs) managed to stay awake throughout the proceedings. And he was somewhat hampered in his work by the fact that he had no voting list to rely on to tell him what to do.

In fact, it was clear that he had no idea at all what was going on, as is usually the case. How exactly does this get Britain out of the EU? And we wonder why UKIP is not taken seriously!

UKIP is now clearly unfit for purpose. Gerard Batten now thinks that British courts meet in secret, and he thinks that the European Parliament is the proper place to complain about the lawful arrest of a serial tax dodger. Has he forgotten that he is supposed to be campaigning against the EU, not going running to it to complain when one of his barmy chums gets nicked for an offence?

Stuart Agnoid is backing EU farming subsidies - based on the fact that he gets them himself, although he doesn't like subsidies for organic farmers because he isn't one, and so he doesn't qualify for those.

The future Tory peer Lord Farage of Bromley has edged closer and closer to the front of the parliamentary chamber so he can almost reach out and touch Barroso and Van Rompuy. Possibly this is a wise move, as it gets him further away from his own MEPs and the smell of linament.

Godfrey Bloom has decided that the best thing to do is to stay hammered, and simply don't turn up for anything.

The King of Dartmoor remains bonkers, talks to himself in the street, and hangs out with Tory MEPs.

The Martyr has isolated herself, and no longer sits as part of the UKIP delegation (although we are not supposed to know that).

What an absolute waste of taxpayer's millions these clowns have become!

UKIP's far-right links exposed

From The Centre of European Politics:

UKIP in alliance with Marine Le Pen and the Austrian Freedom Party

UKIP has always denied any alliance with the extreme right but here we have the evidence. Godfrey Bloom MEP has set up a transnational party with the French National Front, Austrian Freedom Party, and Flemish Interest.

The European Alliance for Freedom (www.eurallfree.org) received just under € 373,000 from the EU budget under the EU party statute in 2011:

http://www.europarl.europa.eu/pdf/grants/grant_amounts_parties.pdf

The Alliance’s President is Godfrey Bloom, while other board members include MEPs from the Austrian Freedom Party and the Flemish extreme right. The French National Front has revealed that both UKIP and Marine Le Pen are members of the Alliance:

http://www.frontnational.com/2012/01/marine-le-pen-en-autriche/

Here is a translation into English from the National Front’s press release of 27 January 2012 – note the last sentence of the second paragraph:

‘Marine Le Pen will visit Vienna this Friday 27 January at the invitation of the Austrian Freedom Party (FPÖ) and the European Alliance for Freedom (EAF). She will meet various political figures as well as the leaders of patriotic movements in Europe. She will then proceed to the Austrian National Assembly where she will be received by one its presidents as well as by the parliamentary group of the FPÖ.

‘Marine Le Pen joined the European Alliance for Freedom last October. This pan-European platform was founded at the end of 2010 and despite its opposition to the European Union such as it is organised at present, has been recognised by the European Parliament. The members of this Alliance have come from the ranks of those movements engaged in the patriotic and sovereignty struggles of our time. They include for example the Austrian FPÖ of Heinz-Christian Strache, the British UKIP of Nigel Farage, as well as other movements coming from Sweden, Flanders, Malta and elsewhere in the future.

‘The day will conclude with Marine Le Pen attending a ball at the Hofburg Imperial Palace in Vienna at the invitation of Heinz-Christian Strache, president of the FPÖ.’

If further proof of the EAF's far right politics were needed here we have a Flemish poster from its website showing a white sheep expelling a Turkish and Moroccan sheep from Flanders:

http://www.eurallfree.org/sites/default/files/VB-leaflet.pdf

Clearly UKIP has some explaining to do. Perhaps the BBC and British political class should apply the same cordon sanitaire to UKIP as applies to the BNP. Should a party that forms transnational alliances with Marine Le Pen and the Austrian Freedom Party not be ostracised?

To read the original: LINK

UKIP: And yet more dire election results

Harraby Carlisle

Lab 637
Con 180
UKIP 90
Lib Dem 71
Green 31

Chelmsford North (Essex County Council)
Lib Dem 1614
Tory 941
Labour 711
UKIP 435  
Green 134

Patching Hall (Chelmsford City Council)
Lib Dem 842
Tory 488
Labour 309
UKIP 263  
Green 84