So what does Kirsten do for all those lovely Euros? A bit of research on Germanic folk customs, real ale or how to buy holiday caravans in the Black Forest? Or does she just do a bit of photocopying for her wonderful husband?
No one we know has the slightest clue. Even Nigel's fellow MEPs are in the dark.
Please do tell us Nigel!
The British taxpayer has a right to know.