A GUEST POSTING:
The case of Alexander Blackman has become a cause célébre. We learn tonight that Farage is planning to jump on the bandwagon now that others have identified the issue for him.
We wonder who will write the press statement for him. Farage's 'voice' will not be interested, as Blackman is in stir, and can't be shagged. Towler is isolated. And Kelly will not be well disposed towards Blackman given that the Royal Marines shot quite a few of his Republican chums back in the old days. Perhaps the Winball Pizard can knock something up - we understand he may be back on the scene shortly.
Expect something like "I, me, myself, was the only person, me, I, myself, who has consistently said that Blackfellow or whatever his name is should be given a medal. Me, I, myself."
Oh dear, did we let the cat out of the bag, Nigel?