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Wednesday, 28 July 2010

UKIP: The Adventure of Derek Clark, the limo and those slippers

It is not just the odious Paul 'Benito' Nuttall who likes wasting British taxpayers money on swanky ego tripping cars.

Some of us will never forget the time a very large black limo with tinted windows brought a supposedly 'VIP' guest to a 'Cranks and Gadflies' dinner in Strasbourg.

Everyone thought that Farage had managed to attract a film star or even royalty to his latest drinking session. Who could it be? Prince Charles? Elton John? Joan Collins? Jesus? With bated breath we watched the door slowly open!

And who stumbled out? Derek Clark!

What a let down! But we were all very relieved to see that Derek had remembered to leave his slippers at home.

Derek is now getting rather old. He falls asleep at the drop of a hat, is getting very forgetful and can't walk like he used to. On at least one occasion he apparently turned up for a UKIP meeting in a fetching pair of ........ slippers!

Ain't you just glad that he is representing Britain in the EU?

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