Let's get drunk for UKIP says Peter Reeve

I knew that things were going badly for Peter Reeve, David Bannerman and UKIP East but this one takes the biscuit:

BEER AND LEAFLETING DAY
Monday 17th November 2008
A Beer and Leafleting Day is to be held on Monday 17th November 2008
in Clenchwarton (near King's Lynn, Norfolk).

We will be meeting at:-
The Victory Inn Pub
Main Road
Clenchwarton
Norfolk
PE34 4AQ

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12.00 noonthen 15.00 (3pm) then 19.00 (7pm)
We are trying to get as many there as possible so that each member only has a small area to cover and shouldn’t take any longer than 2 hours (maximum).

Please come along and attend at least one session!

I will be bringing the leaflets, routes and maps. Leaflets packed, all ready to take away.I look forward to having a beer with as many members as possible on the day.Look forward to seeing you!

Peter Reeve

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So dear old Peter R is now advising UKIPPERS to drown their sorrows over several glasses of beer and several packets of salt and vinegar crisps. I can well understand his need to advise UKIPPERS to become alcoholics. With David Bannerman as your lead candidate can you really blame them? Imagine the terrifying sight of an inebriated Peter Reeve and an even more intoxicated David Bannerman turning up on your doorstep and asking you to “vote for us… hic… and we will ….hic…be your bestest pals in the whole wide world”. But it could get much worse! Imagine Nigel Farage, Annabelle Fuller, Andrew Smith, Mike McGough and Stuart Gulleford accosting you in a Norfolk street and insisting that they sing to you the full x-rated version of “These UKIP Boots are made for Walking”!