Annabelle Fuller now working for UKIP

Annabelle Fuller looks forward to spending some very low quality bedroom time with Nigel Farage

Annabelle Fuller – the tart without a heart – is now back on the UKIP payroll. We hear she is being employed in the press office.

You may recall that Annabelle ‘Bury Me in a Y-Shaped Coffin’ Fuller - is Farage’s long-term mistress. She was also a UKIP press officer but sadly overstepped the mark when she posted John West’s MEP video interview on You Tube. John Whittaker – UKIP chairman at the time - threatened to resign unless she was sacked. Farage resisted for 48 hours but finally gave in and VERY reluctantly let her go. She ended up working for the British Legion. UKIP was later found guilty of a breach of confidence in Ipswich County Court.

Fuller later found a job with the Army Benevolent Fund after getting the push from the British Legion. It appears that someone in Brussels contacted the Legion with certain information which they found highly distasteful. We hear it had something to do with the contents of her blog.

Fuller was listed as the ABF’s ‘Media Relations Manager’. She later got the push from that as well. It seems they became aware of her rather sordid past.

Ms Fuller is a deeply troubled soul. She once actually believed that Farage would leave his wife for her which shows you just how naive she really is. Silly girl!

We will never forget Annabelle’s little incident with the broken wine glass. We hope the scars are now fully healed. And what about the time she was carried out of the Brussels Parliament on a stretcher?

But back to her return to the UKIP fold.

We can confirm that a tabloid approached Fuller and did indeed offer her a reasonable sum of money if she was willing to spill the beans on Farage and UKIP. The only way Farage could stop this happening was to quickly re-employ her on a very generous salary.

So Farage’s mistress is back with UKIP. How must Nigel’s wife feel? The poor lady!