Members of the Nigel Farage Fan Club hold their first meeting in Brussels.
Members are required to agree with everything that the Great Leader says and must not laugh when Nigel tells them that Annabelle Fuller is very attractive. Nor must they laugh when Derek Clark forgets to put on his shoes and turns up at a UKIP meeting wearing his slippers.
Sadly, David Bannerman could not make it as he was far too busy looking for the right woman in a certain club in Strasbourg. I hate to tell him this but he won't find her in THAT club!