Thursday, 19 November 2009
Meet the Junius Team: David Bannerman
David Fido Bannerman - pictured above - has been a member of the Junius Team for a year.
Our David Bannerman is unique as he has never claimed to be related to a British prime minister. Unlike the other Bannerman he also makes a point of not going to certain 'clubs' in Brussels or Strasbourg.
He joined the team after Nigel Farage made an attempt to sneak into our office and steal a stapler. We understand Nigel wanted it for a bizarre sex game involving Annabelle Fuller and a tub of clotted cream.
David guarantees that any future attempt to enter our office will result in 'terminal action' being taken against the intruder.
Paul Nuttall, you have been warned!