UKIP: Gerard’s new hit video, David as Biggles and more from Bloomers

Gerard and Nigel clearly enjoy sharing some quality time together at the UKIP conference

Tim – Gerard’s biggest fan – is keen to promote the following video:



This is what Tim said on the British Democracy Forum:

Gerard again. A new video just posted on you tube the other day. And I dont care what people say about his pink UKIP suit. He is now wearing it to parliament as well!!!!!!!He looks great in it and loads of people have said he looks good!!!!!!He is wearing it in this vid!!!!!

Tim, can we give you a bit of friendly advice? Gerard does not look ‘great’ in that pink suit. There are only four people in UKIP who think he looks great in pink and they all work for or worship Gerard!

David 'Biggles' Bannerman

It is a little known fact that at University Bannerman appeared as Biggles in ‘Biggles the Musical’. One wag later suggested that someone should have called for the Red Baron to put David out of his misery.

In honour of that historic event we have specially commissioned another cartoon from Andrew Edwards, our resident artist.

And finally........

It appears that Mad Monckton was less than pleased after receiving an email giving details about Godfrey’s desire to water the Strasbourg plant life.

Subject: Re: Blooming Disgrace
Date: Sun, 12 Sep 2010 00:02:51 -0400
From: The Viscount Monckton of Brenchley

To: andrew.edwards1@blueyonder.co.uk

Please do not send me further hate-mail.

The Viscount Monckton of Brenchley
Carie, Rannoch, Scotland, PH17 2QJ
+44 1882 632341; fax 632776; cell +44 7814 556423
monckton@mail.com

Monckton should be concerned. All that peeing in corridors may contribute to climate change. It raises the humidity and melts the ice in his whisky.