Recently Farage came within a whisker of getting a £1 million donation.
However, a few words in the right ear persuaded the potential donor that their money would be far better spent elsewhere.
After all, would you really want to give money to a party that can't even run an honest MEP selection process and has a 'leader' who refuses to say where that £2 million went? I thought not!
Sorry Nigel, but that’s one cheque that won’t be going to fund the Farage Gravy Train or your bid to become an MP.
Here's a bit of friendly advice. Start putting the country before your own ego and who knows what UKIP may get in the way of money?
And have you told UKIPPERS about your ambition to sit in the House of Lords? Have you told them about your sordid offers to Cameron and how you would readily betray your fellow UKIPPERS for the chance to wear ermine?
No, I thought not!